Latdondit is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, quiet centaur.

Latdondit created tapeworms three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latdondit, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Latdondit, it will turn you into a puffin.

Latdondit's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Latdondit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick eagles.

2. Put Latdondit first in all things.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.