Rapjonfar is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, kind frog.

Rapjonfar created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapjonfar, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rapjonfar, he will manifest in front of you.

Rapjonfar's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Rapjonfar's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine bats approach from the east.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rapjonfar.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never write about moons.