Tadstragster is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unthinking swan.

Tadstragster created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadstragster, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tadstragster, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tadstragster's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Tadstragster's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick swans.

2. Always look after injured manatees.

3. You must love Tadstragster.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

5. Feed all hungry doves.