Bumarmbon is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, happy ferret.

Bumarmbon created humanity seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumarmbon, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bumarmbon, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bumarmbon's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bumarmbon's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bumarmbon.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Bumarmbon on top of all buildings.

4. Do not eat strawberries.

5. Never laugh in the presence of doves.