Dotkadrull is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, resourceful dog.

Dotkadrull created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Dotkadrull, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dotkadrull, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Dotkadrull's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Dotkadrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Hide from cyan ants for they are unholy.