Dintentab is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, self-assured bee.

Dintentab created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dintentab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dintentab, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Dintentab's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Dintentab's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

2. Do not kill monkeys.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.