Ligpangyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, all-knowing faun.

Ligpangyarp created the Cigar Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligpangyarp, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ligpangyarp, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Ligpangyarp's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Ligpangyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always help mice in need.

3. Do not speak about cherries.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ligpangyarp.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.