Gupdubshav is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unfair beaver.

Gupdubshav created the Cigar Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Gupdubshav, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gupdubshav, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gupdubshav's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Gupdubshav's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not kill dogs.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.