Flyfadfub is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, contented turtle.

Flyfadfub created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Flyfadfub, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flyfadfub, it will not care at all.

Flyfadfub's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Flyfadfub's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flyfadfub.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.