Boglatabgid is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sage mongoose.

Boglatabgid created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Boglatabgid, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Boglatabgid, he will boil you in a big pot.

Boglatabgid's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Boglatabgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never talk about monkeys.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Boglatabgid loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.