Bogranlam is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, awe-inspiring scorpion.

Bogranlam created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogranlam, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bogranlam, it will turn you into a rat.

Bogranlam's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Bogranlam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Never pour water over plants.