Vogboglikbun is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, compassionate mongoose.

Vogboglikbun created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogboglikbun, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vogboglikbun, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Vogboglikbun's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Vogboglikbun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never wear orange scarves.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always pray immersed in water.