Fedrutfad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, temperamental chicken.

Fedrutfad created Mount Everest five million years ago.

If you believe in Fedrutfad, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fedrutfad, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fedrutfad's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Fedrutfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always help sick dogs.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Fedrutfad must be the most important thing in your life.
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