Tonkvenyok Vabfidyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, contented bee.

Tonkvenyok Vabfidyatt created tapeworms seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkvenyok Vabfidyatt, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tonkvenyok Vabfidyatt, she will turn you into a slug.

Tonkvenyok Vabfidyatt's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Tonkvenyok Vabfidyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three grasshopers approach from the east.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.