Quagtaggil is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, clever shrew.

Quagtaggil created a down quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagtaggil, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Quagtaggil, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Quagtaggil's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Quagtaggil's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear mauve.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Always look after injured nematodes.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Never sit in holy places.