Geplargpon is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fussy cow.

Geplargpon created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Geplargpon, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Geplargpon, he will turn you into a mole.

Geplargpon's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Geplargpon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Feed all hungry eagles.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never eat green fruit.