Mifdussbissyog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, humane mouse.

Mifdussbissyog created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifdussbissyog, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mifdussbissyog, he will be very unhappy.

Mifdussbissyog's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Mifdussbissyog's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three grasshopers approach from the east.

2. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never think ill of sick snakes.