Fedmiptun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unjust porpoise.

Fedmiptun created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedmiptun, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fedmiptun, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fedmiptun's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Fedmiptun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not take Fedmiptun's name in vain.

5. Never think about nebulae.