Farn is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, sage whale.

Farn created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Farn, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Farn, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Farn's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Farn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Feed all hungry whales.

4. Always obey Farn's priests.

5. Worship no other gods but Farn.