Miszimqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, humorless fox.

Miszimqueeg created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Miszimqueeg, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Miszimqueeg, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Miszimqueeg's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Miszimqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three squirrels approach from the west.

2. Do not kill tortoises.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Miszimqueeg.