Dimbambab Fodcetjabgess is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, caring frog.

Dimbambab Fodcetjabgess created Europe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimbambab Fodcetjabgess, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dimbambab Fodcetjabgess, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Dimbambab Fodcetjabgess' most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Dimbambab Fodcetjabgess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Feed all hungry eagles.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always obey Dimbambab Fodcetjabgess' priests.

5. Never eat green fruit.