Ruttlabbom Tadgepcep is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, wise warg.

Ruttlabbom Tadgepcep created the Large Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttlabbom Tadgepcep, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ruttlabbom Tadgepcep, it will throw large rocks at you.

Ruttlabbom Tadgepcep's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Ruttlabbom Tadgepcep's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Ruttlabbom Tadgepcep's priests.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Always help pigs in need.