Gigvonfob Litminbid is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, stupid salamander.

Gigvonfob Litminbid created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Gigvonfob Litminbid, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gigvonfob Litminbid, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Gigvonfob Litminbid's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Gigvonfob Litminbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gigvonfob Litminbid.

4. Retreat if eight manatees approach from the north.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.