Ragdogtanganbed is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, tranquil donkey.

Ragdogtanganbed created tapeworms three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragdogtanganbed, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ragdogtanganbed, she will be mildly annoyed.

Ragdogtanganbed's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Ragdogtanganbed's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Never hurt porpoises.

5. Always wear violet.