Bampig is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, humorless deer.

Bampig created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bampig, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bampig, it will strike you with lightening.

Bampig's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bampig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt squirrels.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Do not eat wheat.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.