Gonkimyar is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, staggering rhinoceros.

Gonkimyar created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gonkimyar, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gonkimyar, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gonkimyar's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Gonkimyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Always treat ants with great respect.