Latfetkin is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, awe-inspiring goat.

Latfetkin created a photon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latfetkin, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Latfetkin, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Latfetkin's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Latfetkin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Latfetkin.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Do not listen to music.