Godflappan is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, fast horse.

Godflappan created energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Godflappan, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Godflappan, he will not invite you to parties.

Godflappan's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Godflappan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three foxes approach from the east.

2. Rats are not to be trusted.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not kill great tits.