Ruttlittar is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fussy alligator.

Ruttlittar created the Cigar Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttlittar, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ruttlittar, it will turn you into a frog.

Ruttlittar's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Ruttlittar's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured gulls.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always obey Ruttlittar's priests.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Hide if nine tortoises approach from the north.