Monafmad is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, merciless hamster.

Monafmad created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Monafmad, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Monafmad, it will manifest in front of you.

Monafmad's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Monafmad's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry birds.

2. You must love Monafmad.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.