Cepstiksand is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, moody mongoose.

Cepstiksand created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepstiksand, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cepstiksand, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cepstiksand's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Cepstiksand's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Do not cook food in pots.