Bottantad is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, two-faced centipede.

Bottantad created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bottantad, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bottantad, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bottantad's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Bottantad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.