Farmotfon is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, ruthless octopus.

Farmotfon created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farmotfon, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Farmotfon, he will be very sad.

Farmotfon's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Farmotfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Farmotfon must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.