Rulsandflap is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciful jackal.

Rulsandflap created the planet Earth five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulsandflap, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rulsandflap, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rulsandflap's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Rulsandflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Run away if six aardvarks approach from the east.

3. Do not hurt frogs.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never paint your legs brown.