Lunbellrap is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unsympathetic wolf.

Lunbellrap created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunbellrap, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lunbellrap, he will jump up and down on your head.

Lunbellrap's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Lunbellrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Lunbellrap loves birds, so they must be respected.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help seals in need.