Capyimtom is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, staggering swan.

Capyimtom created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capyimtom, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Capyimtom, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Capyimtom's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Capyimtom's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight squirrels approach from the north.

2. Always look after injured goats.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Always help horses.