Padjopwat is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, duplicitous parrot.

Padjopwat created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padjopwat, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Padjopwat, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Padjopwat's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Padjopwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cucumbers to grasshopers while wearing black rings.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Never write about galaxies.