Gemdabfigsit is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, boastful finch.

Gemdabfigsit created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemdabfigsit, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gemdabfigsit, he will destroy your home planet.

Gemdabfigsit's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Gemdabfigsit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never eat bark.

3. You must never eat lentils.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Never sing in the presence of whales.