Gemdabfigsit is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, boastful
finch.
Gemdabfigsit created silver five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gemdabfigsit, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Gemdabfigsit, he will destroy your home planet.
Gemdabfigsit's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.
Gemdabfigsit's Holy Commandments1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Never eat bark.
3. You must never eat lentils.
4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.
5. Never sing in the presence of whales.