Wadwitkad Fabsabmit is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, irritating dugong.

Wadwitkad Fabsabmit created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadwitkad Fabsabmit, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wadwitkad Fabsabmit, she will not care at all.

Wadwitkad Fabsabmit's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Wadwitkad Fabsabmit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Put Wadwitkad Fabsabmit first in all things.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Hide if nine geese approach from the west.