Arpbephaddoss Flamapphondav is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, omniscient rat.

Arpbephaddoss Flamapphondav created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arpbephaddoss Flamapphondav, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Arpbephaddoss Flamapphondav, it will send you a sign.

Arpbephaddoss Flamapphondav's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Arpbephaddoss Flamapphondav's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always help frogs in need.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Respect your elders.