Fetnarlbam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-confident wyvern.

Fetnarlbam created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fetnarlbam, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fetnarlbam, she will turn you into a worm.

Fetnarlbam's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Fetnarlbam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine bats approach from the west.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Otters are not to be trusted.

5. Worship no other gods but Fetnarlbam.