Hugfagwik is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, all-powerful zebra.

Hugfagwik created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugfagwik, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hugfagwik, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Hugfagwik's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Hugfagwik's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Hugfagwik on top of all buildings.

2. Hugfagwik loves voles, so they must be respected.

3. Never run near moths.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.