Larpnadhub is a god.

It takes the form of a small, benevolent centaur.

Larpnadhub created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larpnadhub, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Larpnadhub, it will turn you into a rock.

Larpnadhub's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Larpnadhub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Never wear fawn jumpers.

5. Never look in ponds.