Tindibwip is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, strong porpoise.

Tindibwip created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tindibwip, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tindibwip, she will turn you into a mole.

Tindibwip's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Tindibwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never feed gooseberries to whales while wearing brown boots.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.