Fobapptagsog is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, smart otter.

Fobapptagsog created dark energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Fobapptagsog, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fobapptagsog, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fobapptagsog's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Fobapptagsog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Fobapptagsog on top of all buildings.

2. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Run away if nine geese approach from the west.

5. Never talk about stars.