Cidgutmignegappvoglaklit is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, proud gnu.

Cidgutmignegappvoglaklit created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidgutmignegappvoglaklit, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cidgutmignegappvoglaklit, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cidgutmignegappvoglaklit's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Cidgutmignegappvoglaklit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

5. Retreat if six swans approach from the west.