Pakpinrot is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, prudent dragon.

Pakpinrot created humankind seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakpinrot, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pakpinrot, it will turn you into a slug.

Pakpinrot's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Pakpinrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Never paint your legs magenta.

5. Never think about cell theory.