Nanstragsab is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, wise bear.

Nanstragsab created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nanstragsab, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nanstragsab, it will strike you with lightening.

Nanstragsab's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Nanstragsab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help hamsters.

2. Always help grasshopers in need.

3. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

4. Never jump near badgers.

5. Do not eat lemons.