Pogzakyok is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, unsympathetic crocodile.

Pogzakyok created viruses eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogzakyok, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pogzakyok, he will strike you with lightening.

Pogzakyok's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Pogzakyok's Holy Commandments

1. Pogzakyok loves pigs, so they must be respected.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.