Mingilnabnar is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, irritating dolphin.

Mingilnabnar created a top quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mingilnabnar, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mingilnabnar, it will curse you with boils.

Mingilnabnar's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Mingilnabnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.